Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Day 35 (07/01): Ban Houayxay, Laos - Chiang Mai, Thailand

Day 35 (07/01)

I'm at the Thai entry point on the other side of the Mekong, and the immigration official is leafing through my UK passport with a stern, but puzzled look emerging on his face. He talks in Thai to his colleague then addresses me abruptly:

"Where's your Laos visa? Mmh?"

I pull my Australian passport from my bag.

"Aaaah. Two passport!", they both say in unison. "Why you enter Laos with Australian passport but try to enter Thailand with UK?", he queries.

"The Laos visa was cheaper on my Australian passport but it only gives me 14 days no-visa entry to Thailand. My British passport gives me 30 days in Thailand, which I need because I leave on the 29th, that's more than 14 days away", I explain to them, starting to get worried.

"No. You need to enter Thailand with the passport which has Lao visa", he responds.

"But why should it matter which passport I enter or leave on? I legally hold both these passports, I should be allowed to use whichever one I chose". I'm getting a little high and mighty I must admit, but I do not like the prospect of having to do an expensive and time-consuming visa run to Burma in the short time I have left on this trip.

The manager is called, I stand my ground, and luckily she's an understanding lady and allows me to enter on my UK passport as long as they have a copy of my Laos visa from my other passport.

After thanking the border staff profusely and exchange wai's I, with my 30-day pass, walk through to Thailand, the third, and last country on this Southeast Asian journey.

I wait a long while for my minivan and eventually we're off towards Chiang Mai, where I plan to spend a few nights and catch up with Nic, whom I met way back in Sihanoukville in the company of the Slovakians.

It's already noticeably much hotter here than the cold temperatures experienced in Laos. The yellow rice fields shimmer, and I can see mirages on the roads, which, I notice, are very well maintained. I see already the signs of a country with a growing economy - the roads, cars, houses - it's all of a higher standard than in Cambodia and Laos.

I close my eyes with the window open and let the warm air push past me, and the feeling is like when I float on my back in the ocean. I open my eyes again, and see the mountains far away, and the jungle, and the rice fields, and even pine trees, and a leafless tree with bright red flowers which reminds me of an Illawarra Flame Tree in full bloom and transports me back to Gerringong and my family and the summers of my childhood.


I arrive in Chiang Mai, and I'm swimming in hectic traffic again. Not since Phnom Penh have I seen traffic like this, and I jump into a tuk tuk and head to a guest house which Nic recommended, a joint called Pirate's Cove run by a relaxed German fellow. The traffic feels like Phnom Penh, but here there are so many more tourists here, and the sex tourism I saw in other places, I realise now, was nothing compared to this. Old white men with young Thai women on every block, in nearly every bar I pass, even the owner of the guest house has a young Thai wife. But Kim the German and his wife, I notice straight away, seem to have a very healthy, affectionate relationship.

Kim tells me Nic has already paid the money for my first night here, just so I could be guaranteed the room; a surprising, but humbling gesture. I send him a message to thank him and ask if he's available to catch up already. He tells me he's not, he'll see me tomorrow morning, but he suggests I go explore the local neighbourhood, "Just down the road there's hookers, good food, bars, and massage, that should keep you busy" he writes back tongue-in-cheek.

I skip the hooker, bars, and massage, but I do find a place to help with my still barely satiable appetite for noodle soups. I slurp the noodles up out of a pastel blue plastic bowl, sip on chrysanthemum tea, dash in some more chili, and look forward to catching up with Nic tomorrow.


Another country, another tuk tuk

Day 34 (06/01): Pakbeng - Ban Houayxay, Laos

Day 34 (06/01)

While yesterday the boat was filled out predominantly by tourists, today we are only a handful, with locals occupying the rest of the seats. There are two orange monks, women feeding babies on rugs in the middle of the aisle, and we stop many times to pick up and drop off others - sometimes a man will ask to be dropped off at a rock, onto which he leaps from the boat as it's practically still moving. At one stop, next to a huge smoke-vomiting factory, a curious mix of highland minorities climb on board. One man is wearing an ornately embroidered traditional tunic, another has brought his rooster with him, which he keeps tethered to the side-rail for the rest of the trip. It's a fine, majestic creature which stands on the rail elegantly, chest puffed out, scarlet comb proud on his head, glossy emerald tail feathers shaking in the river breeze.

The back of the captain's jacket reads 'Endoscopy Team'.

I realise we're now going along the Thai/Laos border. The landscape becomes much flatter, there are signs of large-scale agriculture, the jungle thins out and disappears completely; hell, I even see power lines for the first time.

We climb up one more steep, sandy bank to arrive in Houayxay, a border town and the final destination of our two-day boat trip.

I find my guest house and walk up and down the main street. Elephant happy pants are everywhere on this backpacker trail. Groups of girls walk through town with identical, loose-fitting trousers which they bought for a rip-off at some night market. I understand they're comfortable, I understand they might seem cool to you and your friends on this trip, but personally, I can't bring myself to wear them. If I'm not okay wearing something in public at home, I won't wear it here.

I eat a simple, cheap dinner, for I still can't taste anything - just sweetness and saltiness - and when I get back to my hotel there are three locals sitting out the front, two are playing guitar and singing Lao ballads, and the other summons me over.

"Hey, Mr. Falang! Sit. Sit. Here.", he hands me a bottle of water.

I take a wary swig, and, as I had presumed, it's local rice moonshine. Without stopping his playing, one of the others laughs as I grimace post-swig, "haha..Lao whiskey!".

I go over the road and bring back a couple of longnecks, I figure it's my last night in Laos, I should have a few BeerLao to mark the occasion.

The one not playing or singing is covered neck to toe in hand-made tattoos (quite tasteful ones at that), his fingernails are painted red, his cheeks are pock-marked, his finger boasts a large gem-studded gold ring, and he's obviously quite far gone on his Lao whiskey (called 'LaoLao' colloqually).

"Hey Mr. Falang! You from Australia? I Lao. I Mr. Lao!", he enthusiastically gestures. "You in Laos. I look after youuuu. Good good. You want marry-warna? I get you marry-warna, opium, Ya ba. You want? I have 10 kilogram marry-warna. I take care of youuu", he tells me. That's right, the golden triangle. I'd forgotten.

I don't buy his 10 kilograms of marijuana, but I do stay a while, drinking LaoLao and beer, chatting, and admiring Mr. Lao's jungle log which he has varnished and prepared himself and is obviously so very proud of. "You want? Byoooooteeful. You buy? Look, look, byoooteeful", he says as he props the log up on the table and strokes it up and down, running his tattooed fingers along the grains and imperfections of the dark timber.

A Thai reggae number the three sang out the front of my hotel


The boat, feat. rooster


Mr. Lao and his log

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Day 33 (05/01): Luang Prabang - Pakbeng, Laos

Day 33 (05/01)

From the courtyard of my guest house I watch Luang Prabang's magical almsgiving ceremony one last time. A pick-up truck transfers me to the longboat 'pier' outside of town (just a dirt path down a steep river bank, really) for the start of my two-day boat journey up the Mekong to the Thai border.

I'm all clogged up and sick still, with a runny nose, a sore throat, and blocked ears, but I'm trying to avoid any drugs.

On the truck out to the pier I have a moment of doubt. 'Shit. Do I have both my passports?', I suddenly think to myself, aware of the possibility I may have left one passport with the guest house when checking in. But my heart resumes its normal beat when I reach into my valuables bag and feel the shape of two hard passports with my fingers. I've had half a dozen or so of these heart-in-your-throat moments on this trip. There are many things which you can lose with not too much of a bother, but your passport or your credit cards are not ones. One time, in Sihanoukville, I had slid my credit cards between the pages of a book before going out to a bar with Nic, just to be safe, but had forgotten this by the morning. This led to a half hour of frenzied searching through every single thing I own, before locating the rectangles of plastic.

I'm used to it being cold by now, and this morning is no exception. As we put out into the muddy river, the clouds hang low on the dark green mountains, reluctant to budge, defying the hot, rising sun.

I had read that some boats on this route have hard seats, but I'm glad to find myself in a soft upholstered chair (make-shift, taken out of a bus, nonetheless), and I pull out my book in preparation for an 8 or 9 hour ride ahead. Next to me a daddy-complex Australian couple are French kissing and heavy petting, disturbing the sensibilities of the modest Buddhist locals which staff the boat. But they're oblivious to the Lao, and the stunning countryside passing by them as they suck one another's face.

We pass great folds of jungle mountains, riverside houses and tiny villages with no electricity or land access, fishermen tending to nets, and giant teak trees emerging from the forest canopy.

A talkative Malaysian family is seated in front of me, the husband is napping and the wife and who I assume is her sister are holding his head upright so he can snooze while they chat away. That is love, I think to myself.

We're in the middle of the dry season – you can see the high water mark on the banks and the rocks – and large, treacherous rocks stick up out of the brown current, and it's not a simple course up the river for the boat. I had imagined a wide river casually flowing down through Laos, but there are whirlpools and currents, rocks and eddies.

I finish Stephen Fry's 'Moab is My Washpot', and, most likely through my vanity, can't help but see similarities between him and me. He's very analytical, possibly to a fault, like I am.

The old Malaysian man is awake now and we happen to make eye-contact.

He asks me a number of questions - “where you from?” “what you doing here?” “how long you travelling?” “when you go home?” “which city in Australia?” - to which I answer briefly.

He tells me how he “has a student” living in Perth, studying pharmacy.

I stare out at the thick steep jungle which angles up from the banks of this big river and I wonder what each of the trees are. I wonder how many plants and animals and insects are in there which are not even known to science. This, I feel, is very remote countryside.

The old man turns to me and asks “where you from?” “how long you travelling?” and tells me how he has a student studying pharmacy in Perth.

He suffers from dementia.

“What's that called in English?” he asks me, pointing.

“Forest”, I say.

“Very beautiful. Very beautiful”.

His wife strokes his head, and he closes his eyes. She covers his ears while her sister props his head up so he can snooze some more.

I can see locals walking along the river's edge, up on the steep sand, wearing sarongs. And buffalo bathe where the water is still, and kids play and men go past us in their small fishing boats.

We put in at Pakbeng, a very small one-street town which only really exists as a half-way point for the boats between Luang Prabang and the Thai border.

It's a quiet place with not much to do. I buy BeerLao's dark variety, forgetting that I can't taste anything due to my sickness. I find the town's only pharmacy and buy a decongestant and pain killer.

Pakbeng is in the golden triangle, and on my short  three minute walk back to my guest house from the pharmacy I'm propositioned several times.

“Marry-warna sir? You wanna smoke opium?”

Opium?! Opium! Did not realise people still smoked that stuff.

I'm hoping for a decent sleep as it's another 9 or 10 hours on the river tomorrow.







Day 32 (04/01): Luang Prabang, Laos

Day 32 (04/01)

It's still uncomfortably cold in the mornings, and I'm in the back of a 'Sǎwngthǎew' truck with a group made up of four Germans, two Swiss girls, one Spaniard and two Hmong men who are to be our guides on a one-day trek in the mountains outside Luang Prabang.

When I arrived in Luang Prabang I had already booked, and paid for, a two-day overnight hike. I had been thoroughly excited about the prospect of home-staying with a Hmong family in a village with no electricity in the cold Laos mountains, but yesterday the two others in the group pulled out, leaving me with the option of either joining a three-day two-night trek, or this one day affair. Three days would be too expensive and would kick my plans out of whack and make it difficult for me to make it to Thailand when I want to.

So, a one-dayer it is. And my disappointment is dispelled once we're winding up through the misty jungle-covered mountains. We're overtaken by Hmong girls dressed in colourfel traditional costumes on their scooters, mountain peaks are intermittently seen through gaps in the mist, logging trucks rumble down past us, and we all have goosebumps.

We're dropped off in a small village of bamboo huts, and our guides inform us we are in a Khmu village. The Khmu people are the indigenous inhabitants of Northern Laos, and our guides, who also speak Khmu, show us through the village.

We continue on up the road, through a school and into a Hmong settlement. As we turn the corner to enter the village we see young boys and girls dressed in elaborate, ornate, colourful dress, no two the same. Our Hmong guides, with their pleasant, happy faces, tell us this is the Hmong New Year celebration. There are two lines, facing each other, and the young Hmong, dressed ever so wonderfully, throw and catch balls to each other in pairs. This, I'm told, is Hmong courtship, and the balls are tossed back and forth for days.

My, we've been lucky to come here at this time of year.

"You want wife?", one guide asks me, with a grin.
"Very many pretty girl. Wanna throw the ball?", he continues, cheekily.

Sometimes I wish it were that simple. Go to a village dance, pick a girl you fancy, throw a ball back and forth for a couple of days, get married. Actually, I guess we actually do something along those lines already.

We admire the event, and the vibrant costumes, for a little while, and continue on up through the village, past some men training their fighting cocks, and into the jungle and further up into the mist-shrouded mountains.

I'm feeling more ill today - my throat is sore, my glands are swollen, I have a cough, a slight fever, and my nose is blocked so I'm denied the pleasure of smelling the mountain air. The guide I'm talking to up the front (the Germans are lagging ridiculously far behind, seemingly struck by a desire to photograph every square inch of the environment) picks a green fruit from a tree and tells me to chew on it.

"Forest sour fruit. Good for cold".

I chew on it as I walk on, and he tells me about the animals of the forest, and how when he was a child he ate bear, and monkey, and tiger. He also tells me of a group of Hmong living near where his village is, deep in the jungle near the Thai border, who, he claims, live a hunter gatherer lifestyle naked in the wild.

"One boy from my village saw a naked girl when he was hunting far far away from village. He stole her and took her for wife. They gave her sticky rice...haha...only after one month did she learn to eat it..haha", he tells me as we trek on through the dappled jungle light.

Just stealing a wife. Now, that's much easier than throwing a ball for days.

After a track-side lunch we descend the hill we just climbed and past a turquoise spring, then down into more open country and eventually reach the shallow limestone pools at the top of the Kuang Si Falls. The others swim in the gorgeous pools at the bottom of the falls, joining in with the crazy dare-devil macho Australians back-flipping and swinging off a rope-swing into the cold water. But I opt out of a swim - something rare for me - as I'm feeling even more ill now.

Is a little part of this choice not to swim, I query myself, not down to your body issues and insecurities when faced with the machismo of those Aussie jocks? Yeah, probably.

We drive back down into town after waiting too long for the Germans to finish taking more photographs, and I decide on turning in early. Not, of course, before one more noodle soup with plenty of chili.

I talk briefly to the lovely guest-house owner and her son before retiring to my bamboo enclosure.

Today's trek through villages of minority tribes makes me want to travel to the old Latvian communities in Siberia. I really must do that train journey soon.

I feel I want to see more of Laos than I have already planned, but it's not going to be possible. Wherever I've been I've been one of many tourists, always in comfortable situations. Does that make me unadventurous? Maybe. But then I remember I'm travelling for the sake of travelling, taking the long way home, participating in a self-created rite-of-passage, a transition, a two-month therapy session. And yes, I am thinking a lot, and questioning and facing some demons. To do that I don't need to be out in places with no electricity and no tourists. It suffices to be moving, going through the motions, changing my environment, breezing through, relaxing, being gentle on myself yet firm at the same time.

Tomorrow time for another change of scenery. Up the Mekong by boat.



Our Hmong guides

A traditional Khmu house

Even the Hmong play Petanque

Dressed to play ball

Hmong courtship

Fighting roosters

Traditional Hmong house



I don't know what this is, but I was told to chew it to help my sore throat




My bamboo room

Day 31 (03/01): Luang Prabang, Laos

Day 31 (03/01)

To witness Luang Prabang's most popular attraction, the almsgiving ceremony, – more popular than the scenic river views, or the numerous ornate temples clustered on the peninsula – one must wake before dawn. I set my alarm for five, but it's four o'clock in my bamboo-panelled room when I'm woken by the clear ringing of a gong. I assume it's from the temple opposite us – 'Wat Paphaimisaiyaram' – as the monks stir. The pitch sets half a dozen dogs off into a wailing chorus, and when they've finally calmed down, the guttural chanting of monks can be heard.

I sleep another hour before my alarm wakes me and outside - I strain my ears - it's quiet once more. Wiping the sleep from my eyes I go down into the front courtyard where I find the landlady's son squatting and warming his hands at the small crackling wood-fired stove (the temperature at night has dropped to around 7 or 8 degrees, unprecedented, I'm told, for this town). On the stove a pot of boiling water pushes steam up through a bamboo rice-basket.
“For the monks?”, I ask him.
“Yes. Sticky rice”, he smiles back at me.

"The staple food of the Lao is steamed sticky rice, which is eaten by hand. In fact, the Lao eat more sticky rice than any other people in the world. Sticky rice is considered the essence of what it means to be "Lao" — sometimes the Lao even referred to themselves as "Luk Khao Niaow", which can be translated as "children/descendants of sticky rice". - Wikipedia

A Greek business-owner on the main street yesterday told me all the 'action' of the almsgiving ceremony takes place between 5 and 5:30.

“No. At 6 the monks come out of the temple”, I'm now told with assurance.
Marie-Josée is up now too, rubbing her eyes, thinking she's missed the whole event. I reassure her we have some time to wait, so we all sit by the fire and warm our hands, watching and listening to the ever-growing activity – the shuffles and sweeps and the odd flash of orange – in the courtyard of the temple opposite. We can smell the sweet aroma of the sticky rice cooking.

The landlady is up now and occasionally takes the basket off the steam, shakes it, and puts it back. The rice is purple.

“Sticky rice, with coconut, and sugar. For the monks. Here. Try.”, she spoons a portion into a bowl for us to eat with our fingers, and as we do our attention is called to a 'tokkk-tokk-tok-tok-tok-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk” of a young monk's hammering of a pole into the face of a large drum.

We open the gate and stand at the steps to watch a saffron-orange procession silently file out of the temple grounds and down the street.

Marie-Josée and I walk the 20 metres up to where our street intersects with the main drag; where most of the tourists congregate every morning to get their glimpse of this ancient ritual. The Greek man yesterday told me this is the best place to view the ceremony, and there certainly is a bit of hustle and bustle going on.

There's a line of tourists and a few locals, kneeling in a line behind their alms of sticky rice and fruit waiting for the monks, waiting to participate for whatever different reasons they all have.

We see the first orange-robed monk padding barefoot in our direction, stopping occasionally to take balls of sticky rice or a banana, and placing it in his almsbowl. The others following him do the same.

Meanwhile, camera flashes are going off and I can hear the digital schhickkkk soundbite from smart phones. This is all interrupting and distracting from what I hoped would be a serene, tranquil, silent morning.

The monks, expressionless, continue on their way, following a tradition repeated every single morning for probably as long as this gorgeous city has existed. And a French man leans in between two monks, causing one to stop briefly, to take a snap. Another 'falang' squats briefly directly in front of the first monk to get what he must believe is a sweet photographic angle.

That same mix of embarrassment, disgust, and bewilderment return to me from my visit to Angkor. But this time it's worse. These tangerine-robed photo-opportunities aren't made of hewn stone, they're not emotionless, conscious-void objects. They're people. This shouldn't be a spectacle – Marie-Josée likens it to a zoo – but it's become one, and I'm embarrassed to be here watching it as a tourist myself.

A Korean man, Nikon held up to his eye, lets off a dawn-shattering flash – ca-lickkk – not 20 centimetres from a monk's serene face.

Important information on morning alms giving [from leaflet]

The morning alms round (in Lao: Tak Bat) is a living Buddhist tradition for the people of Luang Prabang which, because of its beauty, has become a major tourist attraction. However, when tourists are unaware of its customs, their inappropriate behaviour can be disruptive. We would like to draw your attention to this religious practice, which has great meaning for the population of Luang Prabang.

How to respect the Tak Bat
  • Observe the ritual in silence and contribute an offering only if it is meaningful for you and can do so respectfully.
  • Please buy sticky rice at the local market earlier that morning rather than from street vendors along the monks' route.
  • If you do not wish to make an offering, please keep an appropriate distance and behave respectfully. Do not get in the way of the monks' procession or the believers' offerings.
  • Do not stand too close to the monks when taking photographs; camera flashes are very disturbing for both monks and the lay people.
  • Dress appropriately: shoulders, chest and legs should be covered.
  • Do not make physical contact with the monks.
  • Large buses are forbidden within the Luang Prabang World Heritage Site and are extremely disturbing. Do not follow the procession on a bus – you will stand above the monks which in Laos is disrespectful.

Take part in the almsgiving ceremony by protecting its dignity and its beauty. The community and the authorities of Luang Prabang thank you in advance of your collaboration.

Marie-Josée and I notice infractions of all but the last two of these points.

“I don't like this at all. I feel sick”, she tells me, beating me to the very same words.

I suggest we go back down the street to our guest house. This is a great decision because some of the monks cut down this side street from the main 'viewing' street and most of the tourists seem to not be bothered venturing any further. So it's just us, and occasionally one or two other tourists scurrying quietly past to another popular viewing street. We get the quiet, serene, dawn procession we wanted and what all the tourists are supposed to be looking for.

You can hear the pit pat of the monks' bare feet as they file past, dropping some of their collected alms into boxes in front of what I can only guess are homeless or terribly poor children. One of the older monks feeds a dog which has been following him, another smiles at me warmly as I return a smile just as warm. The knot in our stomachs has untangled.

I'm lucky I inadvertently picked a guest house opposite a minor, yet no less gorgeous, temple. The aesthetic of the orange robe is really quite pleasing, and a dash and flash of warm colour is a regular part of the Luang Prabang city scenery. Sometimes it's a monk of 8 or 9 sitting in temple grounds studying, or a couple of teenage monks looking at mobile phones behind a glass cabinet in the market. Right now it's long lines of orange gliding silently through this cold, misty morning.

This is, I must admit, a very touristy town. But it keeps its integrity and is not lost to gimmicks. And, as with all touristy cities/towns/regions, it only takes a small effort, a little initiative, and that so-damned-cliche open mind, to easily find an 'authentic' experience.

Before I head out for a walk about town, Marie-Josée relates to me a French saying told to her by her Vietnamese friend, which reveals some hint of the difference between the peoples of Indochina:

The Vietnamese plant the rice, the Cambodians watch it grow, the Lao listen to it grow.

I climb up the hill in the centre of town - Mount Phou Si - upon which is perched the temple Wat Chom Si. Up here one an take in a panoramic view of the small, narrow city, the mountains, and the two rivers which meet here.

A place as beautiful as this makes me rue the day my computer broke, for I'm inspired to type and type and type. I just have to wait for Thailand to get it fixed. For now, a notepad will have to do.

I pass some of the many temples in this city, and find a small alley to sit down for a noodle soup. The noodles here are hand-made, and I spice the shit out of the soup in an attempt to combat what feels like an oncoming illness. I mimic a local lady next to me who adds crushed peanuts, sugar, soy sauce, and dried chilli with oil to her soup. The trick with a noodle soup, I discover, is to customise that bad boy, to crank up the condiments. While I eat I watch a man skilfully shoot a sparrow from a tree with a slingshot, then swiftly break its neck. An orange robe flashes past us.

I'm keen to try out a Laotian herbal sauna, and I find the Lao Red Cross building, an old wooden thing. First, for 5 dollars I get an hour-long herbal massage. I'm glad I get a man, his strong hands are just what my muscles are craving, and I wince with pain and pleasure as I'm kneaded and twisted and pummeled.

After the massage I'm directed to the sauna. It's called a sauna, but really it's a steam room – a small box crammed with half-naked Laotians, herbal-scented steam rising up from the floor.

I'm given a sarong and a small towel for the sweat. There are male and female steam rooms, and free herbal tea is provided. I sit in the steam, and I can make out glistening flesh, and feel the presence of seven other men, and they're all bantering and laughing. A sauna is really a great social leveller, and I imagine what they're talking about and what they're laughing at is pretty much the same as Latvian men in their pirtis or Russians in their banyas, Finns in their saunas, or Japanese in their public baths.

I'm liking the smell of the numerous herbs – I only recognise lemon-grass though, and maybe I sense kaffir lime – but I am missing the heat control that a Finnish style sauna gives you – the controlled pauses, the heat extreme, the existential ecstasy of plunging into cold water or snow after.

I drink the tea down with relish, and I go in three or four times. Afterwards, my skin is supple and soft, and my forehead, like after any sauna session, is taught. I stroke my forehead and smell my skin as I eat my eating my second chilli-heavy noodle soup of the day, savoring that post-sauna euphoria that is so excruciatingly ephemeral.

Sticky rice for the monks

Right out front



View from the mount




The humble guest house

Lao textiles in the night market



Monday, 27 January 2014

Day 30 (02/01): Vang Vieng - Luang Prabang, Laos

Day 30 (02/01)

I'm in another minivan this morning, and its a cramped ride up into the mountains to Luang Prabang, but the scenery is stunning. Just when you think the mountains are already spectacular enough, they get bigger.

The bus station in Luang Prabang is a little way out of town, and I get stitched up by a tuk-tuk. Turns out I pay him too much, and he only takes me to see his brother's guest house, and then drives off leaving me a kilometre out of town. The guest house is too expensive, but they're persistent. "What you want to pay sir? What your price?"
"Too low for you my friend."

And in that moment of frustrated defiance, I make friends with a friendly, softly-spoken Québécois lady who was also gypped by the tuk tuk, and we decide to join forces to find an affordable guest house in a nice part of town.

This task, we discover, is not easy. You see, Luang Prabang, because of its charm and beauty and quaintness, and because there is also an airport here, has become quite the high-end destination, and a cheap guest house in a convenient part of town is hard to come across. But one recommendation I pilfered from the net yesterday turns out to be very satisfying. It's a traditional Laotian wood-slat house, in a cute side street in the centre of town, directly opposite a small Buddhist temple, and the price is right. Marie-Josée is on a tighter budget than I am, and even this place doesn't meet her criteria, but it will have to do for the night, she concedes [she never does find a cheaper place]. The house has been partitioned off with bamboo walls (every little noise can be heard through them), the showers are cold, the toilets aren't what you'd call clean, the mattresses are hard, the blankets are too short, but I'm positively chuffed.

We go for a walk in the last hour of sunlight, and discover the charming architecture which features on every street in this narrow peninsula at the confluence of the Nam Khan and Mekong rivers, and as night settles in, the yellow street lights gift the whole town a sweet, comfortable, quaint ambiance.

We cut back across the main street in town and while Marie-Josée takes some money out I get talking to a local guy handing out flyers for a cafe.

"Are you from Luang Prabang my friend?", I ask him as I wait.
"Me. No. I'm from village in mountains. I Hmong", he replies proudly, smiling.

I had read about the Hmong people (pronounced 'Mong' which is always a little uncomfortable for me to say), and that they live in considerable numbers in the North of Laos, but this is the first Hmong I have met. We chat a little more.

The Hmong people were recruited by the CIA to help fight invading military forces during the Secret War, and since then the Laos government has persecuted them and their descendents. Many fled to neighbouring Thailand and even the United States, and there are still reports that some communities in the mountains here in Laos are attacked regularly, and secretly, by Laotian military forces. You can read more about it in the Wikipedia entry.

In our aimless, curious wanderings, we come across an illuminated bamboo bridge across the small Nam Khan river, and find a restaurant to have our dinner. The Luang Prabang region has its own well-known cuisine, and I choose a local style of soup. I've been eating a few noodle soups on my journey, but this one is the best yet. There's a hint of something reminiscent of dill, and there are pork crackling croutons. Yes, pork crackling floating in the flipping soup. I'm in love with this town purely because of this.

While we eat, a boy of about four goes around to each table, stands mute, and gestures at his feet. He's wanting to bring our attention to the fact, which he's obviously proud about, that he has six toes on each foot.

And, what would you know, right out the front of the guest-house when I return, I see Lauren and Chris. This isn't called the backpacker trail for nothing.

The mountains of Northern Laos

Luang Prabang architecture

"I Hmong"

By the Mekong once again

Nearly on every building


Day 29 (01/01): Vang Vieng, Laos

Day 29 (01/01)

Comforting my OCD tendencies but entirely unplanned, I realise the first of January is exactly the half-way point of my trip.

Out on the street, when I'm finally mobile and ready to venture out, local girls ride by on their scooters with umbrellas shading their delicate features. How lovely.

I walk down through town to the same bar we were at last night as last year finished. During the day it's a quiet place, with shaded hammocks overlooking the river and those hills which still stun me every time I see them.

This town really isn't big, and Chris and Lauren and Ross are all here, already set up in their hammocks, nursing their sore heads. I climb into a hammock next to Ross, and as I get through more of charming Stephen Fry's wonderful memoirs, I also talk to Ross, well, he talks to me. He used to be a consultant for Big Pharma but after getting sick of the gig and how it conflicted with his own morals, he threw in the towel and set sail, as it were, to see the world. I'm inspired to backpack South America after hearing his stories of Peru, Bolivia, Ushaiai, and other places usually so far from my thoughts.

I'm starting to worry that Chris and Lauren actually like Craig, but as they start to feel perky again, and in Craig's absence (he's continuing his seduction of Karina the Norwegian up in a hot-air balloon, I'm not kidding) they tell me, diplomatically, what they think.

"You know, that Craig, god he can be annoying. But he's been through a lot, you can't blame him, sounds like that girl really screwed him. I wouldn't ever hang out with someone like that, but he's a nice guy, he means no harm".

I guess they're right. In most other circumstances I wouldn't seek out his company either, but he hasn't done anything wrong, I do hope the hot-air balloon ride pays off for him.

We get some dinner and the restaurant plays an eclectic soundtrack to our meal - Puccini, Tu-Pac, Adele, Eminem.

The day's almost done, it was spent lazily gazing from a hammock at the river and the hills, and a fruit shake on my walk back to the guest house makes me feel recovered finally, and I look forward to my next stop, my first stop on this second half of my trip and the place in Laos I've been looking forward to the most, Luang Prabang.

Those hills, and Craig in his balloon